Why have a blog?

because where else can i complain without being beaten.


It's late. my house is clean, too clean. nariman cleaned the living shit out of our house. now i can't nestle into a pile of garbage and have a junk nap. 'tis a shame. kitty has run out of interesting things to smell. she hasn't been the same. i bought some shoes today. maybe now chicks will dig me. chicks, i mean, womyn seem to just love nariman. they be all up on him like you know... things on stuff. i haven't even seen a girl in 3 days. i am, how you say, miserable? sleep beckons once more. off to the sleephole.

-mr. bidge