in the beginning...

god made seth, micah and gar. he immediately regretted that decision.


once upon a time, seth turned 21. gar desperately wanted to take him out to a bar. two days after his b-day they went to monk's b/c they heard that weird pole named micah from work went there. they didn't know it then, but they had stumbled onto something powerful. it wouldn't be until 6/29-7/4 that they would discover a name for ourselves. of course you all know it by now.

awkward team destruction force

we are characterized by our uncanny ability to drink alcohol all day long everyday. we also seem to have few qualms with burning bridges. we have a penchant for launching megajokes. many have asked us, "from where do you draw your strength?" we usually chuckle and scream with a stentorian force, "CALIFORNIA KING SIZE!" anyways, we're really stupid and if you hang out with us more than once you'll regret it. but luckily for all of you, hanging out is no longer an option.

ok, but seriously, where the hell is micah's phone and seth's backpack.

and seriously... my finger hurts.

-gar

p. s. it's better to burn out than to fade away... -mr. neil young